Don’t cha wonder what is the real life of a bus driver... friendly and courteous as they drive the bus. They watch the clock, stay on schedule, serving the patrons in best interest to all.
But is there a secret life of the bus driver no one really knows about? How do you keep your sanity with all that goes on in the city?
Take, let’s call him Dave. Play-it by-the-rules bus driver Dave. But then think of it.
When the lights get low,
22 at night absorbs the Patton mystique as it trolleys down to the terminal... could get the best of him as dusk falls on the city. The alter ego rises up.
On the new bus, he figures how to jerry-rig his iPhone into the PA of the bus and set up his DJ platform … hot town, summer in the city. The handicap seats go up, the D’s alter ego emerges, as he converts the handicap area on the bus to the transit at-night dance floor. Big D barks out the tunes on the bus as it’s a hot time, hot night, summer in the city on the bus.
Yeah, seems like a regular guy, great loyal transit employee, but when the lights turn low the other side turns up the glow. Yes, it’s summer, in the city.
(a spoof on transportation options and their cultures)
Wonder what the others do... on full moon night who might know.
Sometimes it’s time to celebrate. ("Let’s celebrate together." Matt. 25:21)
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